February 2012
“I need my inhaler”
– Weezy F. Baby
also I forgot that yesterday I went to my friends apartment to smoke and while I was walking to his apartment there were these 3 black toddlers walking around that started talking shit to me and my friends.
Just to be honest, I was terrified.
I just saw gummy worms coming out of a vagina.
Should I reblog?
Should I like it?
This is what my life has come to…
the fact that I still remember the password to my myspace is upsetting.
Everyone hears what you say but no one actually listens.
Seriously though, how is Magic Johnson still alive?
i am sorry
be well
This is the first day I have stayed home all day in like 2 weeks.
I forgot how boring it is.
If the party hasn’t started when you get there: Eat all the food, drink all the punch, hit all the bitches. Rule number 1
Hope
H: How
O: Obvious
P: People
E: Ejaculate
do you wear a shower cap when you shower?
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havetheyallgotthebends:
Careless Whisper: the...
All I’m trying to do is smoke a blunt with Queen Elizabeth. Is that too much to ask?
My mom is back now.
All my happiness is gone
withouteyesstillseeing:
i just heard my roommate say skyrim is so gay…no, this isn’t going to work
get out
